The man wanted the most expensive lady in the house The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. \u201cMay I help you?\u201d she asked.\u201d| want to see Penny,\u201d the man replied. \u201cSir, Penny is dine of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else?\u201d said the madam. \u201cNo. I must see Penny,\u201d <\/p>\n
was the man\u2019s reply. Just then, Penny appeared and announced to the man that she charaod S1000 \u2013 vicit she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Penny, and they went upstairs After an hour, the man calmly left.<\/p>\n
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Penny.Penny explained that no-one had ever come back two nights in a row \u2013 too expensive \u2013 and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000.Again the man pulled out the money, <\/p>\n
gave it to Penny and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there again.Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Penny and they went upstairs After their romp, Penny questioned the man. No-one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?\u201d she asked. man replied, \u201cSouth Carolina.\u201d \u201cReally?\u201d she said. \u201cI have family in South Carolina.\u201d \u201cI know,\u201d the man said. Your father died, and I am your sister\u2019s attorney.\u201d\u201dShe asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance.\u201dThe moral of the story is that three things in life are certain: Death Taxes Being screwed by a lawyer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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