{"id":17368,"date":"2024-11-01T00:00:10","date_gmt":"2024-11-01T00:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popularnews71.net\/?p=17368"},"modified":"2024-11-01T00:00:10","modified_gmt":"2024-11-01T00:00:10","slug":"my-ex-husband-got-our-house-car-and-all-our-money-after-the-divorce-i-laughed-because-that-was-exactly-what-id-planned-my-marriage-with-mike-was-done-way-before-we-signed-any-papers-he","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popularnews71.net\/?p=17368","title":{"rendered":"MY EX-HUSBAND GOT OUR HOUSE, CAR, AND ALL OUR MONEY AFTER THE DIVORCE \u2014 I LAUGHED BECAUSE THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I&#8217;D PLANNED. My marriage with Mike was done way before we signed any papers. He&#8217;d been more into his flashy image than into us for ages. Big cars, big house \u2014 if it screamed &#8220;Look at me,&#8221; he wanted it. So when he finally told me he wanted a divorce, I wasn&#8217;t shocked. 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