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WIFE: Honey let\u2019s play a game<\/p>\n

HUSBAND: Okay. What\u2019s the game about?<\/p>\n

<\/div>\n

WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall.
\nIf you run in the wrong direction, you\u2019ll give me all your salary for this month<\/p>\n

HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I\u2019ll have your salary too right?<\/p>\n

<\/div>\n

WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!<\/p>\n

HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)<\/p>\n

Wife: are you ready<\/p>\n

Husband: Yes ready<\/p>\n

\n
<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

WIFE: TURKEY<\/p>\n

It\u2019s been 4 HOURS NOW\u2026<\/p>\n

The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird<\/p>\n

Moral lesson\u2026 After God, Fear Wife!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

<\/div>\n

An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe food and service were great!\u201d he said.<\/p>\n

His friend asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the name of the place?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGee, I don\u2019t remember,\u201d he said, thinking.<\/p>\n

<\/div>\n

Then he asked his friend, \u201cWhat do you call the long stemmed flower<\/p>\n

people give on special occasions?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou mean a rose?\u201d asked his friend.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s it!\u201d he exclaimed and turning to his wife, asked, \u201cRose, what\u2019s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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