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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.<\/p>\n

The husband picks up a \u2026case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2026\u2019What do you think you\u2019re doing?\u2019 asks the wife.\u2018<\/p>\n

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They\u2019re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans\u2019, he replies.<\/p>\n

\u2018Put them back, it\u2019s a waste of money\u2019, demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.<\/p>\n

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of \u2026face cream and puts it in the basket.<\/p>\n

<\/div>\n

What do you think you\u2019re doing?\u2019 asks the husband\u2026 \u201cIt\u2019s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,\u2019 replies the wife.<\/p>\n

The husband says, \u2018So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it\u2019s half the price\u2026.\u2019<\/p>\n

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WIFE: Honey let\u2019s play a game<\/p>\n

HUSBAND: Okay. What\u2019s the game about?<\/p>\n

WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall.
\nIf you run in the wrong direction, you\u2019ll give me all your salary for this month<\/p>\n

\n
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HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I\u2019ll have your salary too right?<\/p>\n

WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!<\/p>\n

HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)<\/p>\n

Wife: are you ready<\/p>\n

Husband: Yes ready<\/p>\n

WIFE: TURKEY<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s been 4 HOURS NOW\u2026<\/p>\n

The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird<\/p>\n

Moral lesson\u2026 After God, Fear Wife!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe food and service were great!\u201d he said.<\/p>\n

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His friend asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the name of the place?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGee, I don\u2019t remember,\u201d he said, thinking.<\/p>\n

Then he asked his friend, \u201cWhat do you call the long stemmed flower<\/p>\n

people give on special occasions?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou mean a rose?\u201d asked his friend.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s it!\u201d he exclaimed and turning to his wife, asked, \u201cRose, what\u2019s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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