{"id":22573,"date":"2024-12-09T10:05:29","date_gmt":"2024-12-09T10:05:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popularnews71.net\/?p=22573"},"modified":"2024-12-09T10:05:29","modified_gmt":"2024-12-09T10:05:29","slug":"best-divorce-letter-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popularnews71.net\/?p=22573","title":{"rendered":"Best Divorce Letter Ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Perhaps you\u2019ve read this before, but if not it should give you a chuckle. And if you have, I\u2019m sure it\u2019ll make you laugh again.<\/p>\n

It starts with a letter from a husband asking his wife for a divorce. But it\u2019s his wife\u2019s brilliant reply that gets all the laughs\u2026<\/p>\n

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Dear wife,<\/em><\/strong><\/h4>\n

I\u2019m writing you this letter to tell you that I\u2019m leaving you forever.\u00a0<\/em>I\u2019ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.\u00a0<\/em>These last 2 weeks have been hell.<\/em><\/p>\n

Your boss called to tell me that you\u00a0<\/em>quit your job today & that was the last straw.<\/em><\/p>\n

Last week, you came home & didn\u2019t even notice I had a new haircut, had\u00a0<\/em>cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.\u00a0<\/em>You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of\u00a0<\/em>your soaps.<\/em><\/p>\n

You don\u2019t tell me you love me anymore; you don\u2019t want sex or anything\u00a0<\/em>that connects us as husband & wife. Either you\u2019re cheating on me or\u00a0<\/em>you don\u2019t love me anymore; whatever! the case, I\u2019m gone.<\/em><\/p>\n

Your EX-Husband<\/em><\/p>\n

P.S. don\u2019t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West\u00a0<\/em>Virginia together!<\/em>
\nHave a great life!<\/em><\/p>\n

\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014-<\/p>\n

Dear Ex-Husband,<\/strong><\/em><\/h4>\n

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It\u2019s true you\u00a0<\/em>& I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from\u00a0<\/em>what you\u2019ve been.<\/em><\/p>\n

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining &\u00a0<\/em>griping. Too bad that doesn\u2019t work.<\/em><\/p>\n

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that\u00a0<\/em>came to mind was \u2018You look just like a girl!\u2019 Since my mother raised\u00a0<\/em>me not to say anything if you can\u2019t say something nice, I didn\u2019t\u00a0<\/em>comment.<\/em><\/p>\n

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused\u00a0<\/em>with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99\u00a0<\/em>price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that my\u00a0<\/em>sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.<\/em><\/p>\n

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it\u00a0<\/em>out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my\u00a0<\/em>job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you\u00a0<\/em>were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope\u00a0<\/em>you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that\u00a0<\/em>the letter you wrote ensures you won\u2019t get a dime from me. So take\u00a0<\/em>care.<\/em><\/p>\n

Signed,<\/em>
\nYour Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!<\/em><\/p>\n

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Please share this wonderful story if you want to make someone laugh today!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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