{"id":22580,"date":"2024-12-09T11:02:13","date_gmt":"2024-12-09T11:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popularnews71.net\/?p=22580"},"modified":"2024-12-09T11:02:13","modified_gmt":"2024-12-09T11:02:13","slug":"a-trucker-has-the-hardest-time-trying-to-explain-his-order-to-a-blonde-waitress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popularnews71.net\/?p=22580","title":{"rendered":"A Trucker Has The Hardest Time Trying To Explain His Order To A Blonde Waitress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-38167\" src=\"https:\/\/levanews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/trucker.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1350\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, \u201cI want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.<\/p>\n<p>The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, \u201cThis guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is\u2026 an auto parts store?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-38163\" src=\"https:\/\/levanews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/www_yeualo_com-Hinh-mat-cuoi-ngo-nghinh-vui-nhon-dep-nhat-5.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mh.levanews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/www_yeualo_com-Hinh-mat-cuoi-ngo-nghinh-vui-nhon-dep-nhat-5.jpg 900w, https:\/\/mh.levanews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/www_yeualo_com-Hinh-mat-cuoi-ngo-nghinh-vui-nhon-dep-nhat-5-298x300.jpg 298w, https:\/\/mh.levanews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/www_yeualo_com-Hinh-mat-cuoi-ngo-nghinh-vui-nhon-dep-nhat-5-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mh.levanews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/www_yeualo_com-Hinh-mat-cuoi-ngo-nghinh-vui-nhon-dep-nhat-5-768x772.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mh.levanews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/www_yeualo_com-Hinh-mat-cuoi-ngo-nghinh-vui-nhon-dep-nhat-5-60x60.jpg 60w, https:\/\/mh.levanews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/www_yeualo_com-Hinh-mat-cuoi-ngo-nghinh-vui-nhon-dep-nhat-5-360x362.jpg 360w, https:\/\/mh.levanews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/www_yeualo_com-Hinh-mat-cuoi-ngo-nghinh-vui-nhon-dep-nhat-5-545x548.jpg 545w\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"181\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cNo,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0the cook said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThree flat tires means three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up and running boards are 2 slices crisp bacon.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cOh, OK!\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0said the blonde. 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