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St. Peter, with a clipboard in hand, greeted him warmly.
\n\u201cBob, I\u2019m afraid you passed away in your sleep.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bob\u2019s jaw dropped.
\n\u201cThis can\u2019t be! I\u2019m not ready to go. I\u2019ve got so much to live for!\u201d<\/p>\n
St. Peter, empathizing with his plight, offered a solution.
\n\u201cWell, there is one way you can return\u2014but only as a chicken.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bob, desperate to get back to life, reluctantly agreed. Before he could protest further, he was instantly transported to a nearby farm, now covered in feathers and clucking involuntarily.<\/p>\n
Clucking Confusion<\/h3>\n
Bob, adjusting to his new reality as a hen, was greeted by a rather smug rooster.
\n\u201cWell, well, look who\u2019s new in the coop! How\u2019s it going, hen?\u201d<\/p>\n
Bob hesitated, still bewildered by the situation.
\n\u201cNot bad, but I\u2019ve got this weird pressure inside me. I feel like I\u2019m about to burst!\u201d<\/p>\n
The rooster chuckled.
\n\u201cAh, you\u2019re ovulating. Don\u2019t tell me you\u2019ve never laid an egg before!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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