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An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, \u201cSeven points! \u201dHis wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, \u201cWhat are you talking about?Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes, then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced, \u201cTouchdown! Tie game!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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