Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub.He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton.She replies, \u201cA bush.The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he\u2019s in the shower.He asks,\u201cWhat is that big long thing hanging between your legs?\u201dHis father replies, \u201cIt is a snake.\u201dA few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother,once again in the bathtub.He asks, \u201cWhat are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?\u201d<\/p>\n
She replies, \u201cHeadlights.\u201dA couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having lovemaking.He yells, \u201cMom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!\u201dThe next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he\u2019s in the shower.He asks, \u201cWhat is that big long thing hanging between your legs?\u201dHis father replies, \u201cIt is a snake.\u201dA few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub.He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton.She replies, \u201cA bush.The next day… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"\n