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Do you have hair?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, yes,\u201d said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl how generously endowed she was in the hair department.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The lodger finished her bath and went to bed.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Later that night when the husband came in his wife asked him, \u201cDid you see it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes,\u201d he said, \u201cbut why the heck did you have to show her yours?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy so upset? 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