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Bob\u2019s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the amount the barn was insured for, $60,000.<\/p>\n

\u201cHold on just a second there, that\u2019s not the way it works. First, we\u2019ll send out an adjuster to assess the damage, then we\u2019ll provide you with a replacement barn, just like the original,\u201d stated the agent.<\/p>\n

After a lengthy pause, Sally replied,<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat! Well, if that\u2019s the way it works, cancel the life insurance on my husband immediately.\u201d<\/p>\n

Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.<\/p>\n

A few days before the group\u2019s annual departure date, Bob\u2019s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn\u2019t going.<\/p>\n

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Bob\u2019s fishing buddies are very upset that he can\u2019t go, but what can they do?<\/p>\n

Two days later the three get to the camping site to find Bob sitting there with his tent set up, firewood gathered, a large trout cooking on the fire, and drinking a cold beer.<\/p>\n

\u201cHeck Bob, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you come?\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cWell, I\u2019ve been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my recliner when my wife came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes, and asked, \u2018Guess who?\u2019 I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cShe took my hand and pulled me into the bedroom, where she\u2019d lit candles and put rose petals all over the place.\u201d<\/p>\n

He chuckles, \u201cShe\u2019s been reading \u201950 Shades of Grey.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOn the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.\u201d<\/p>\n

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And then she said, \u201cDo whatever you want!\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u201cSo, lads, here I am!\u201d<\/p>\n

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