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On the first tee I duck-hooked my drive weil left into the trees. The priest said, \u201cAnd that\u2019s when you swore.\u201d The man replied, a little testily because of the constant interruptions, \u201cNo, it wasn\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p> When I walked up the fairway, I noticed my ball got a lucky bounce and i had a clear shot to the green. 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