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Joke of the Day \u2013 A.A.A.D.D. \u2013 Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
\nThis is how is manifests itself:<\/p>\n

<\/div>\n

I decide to wash my car. As I start toward to the garage, I notice
\nthat there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the
\nmail before I wash the car.<\/p>\n

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash
\ncan under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.<\/p>\n

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the
\ntrash first, but then I think that since I\u2019m going to be near the
\nmailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills
\nfirst.<\/p>\n

I take my checkbook off the table and see that there is only one check
\nleft. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, o I go to my
\ndesk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I\u2019m going
\nto look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I
\ndon\u2019t accidentally knock it over.<\/p>\n

I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the
\nrefrigerator to keep it cold.<\/p>\n

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the
\ncounter catches my eye \u2013 they need to be watered.<\/p>\n

I set the Coke down on the counter and I discover my reading
\nglasses that I\u2019ve been searching for all morning.<\/p>\n

I decide I\u2019d better put them back on my desk, but first I\u2019m going to
\nwater the flowers.<\/p>\n

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water,
\nand suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.<\/p>\n

I realize that tonight, when we go to watch TV, we will be looking for
\nthe remote, but nobody will remember that it\u2019s on the kitchen table, so
\nI decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I\u2019ll
\nwater the flowers.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/figure>\n

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.
\nSo, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up
\nthe spill.<\/p>\n

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.<\/p>\n

At the end of the day; the car isn\u2019t washed, the bills aren\u2019t paid,
\nthere is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren\u2019t
\nwatered, there is still only one check in my checkbook,<\/p>\n

I can\u2019t find the remote, I can\u2019t find my glasses, and I don\u2019t remember
\nwhat I did with the car keys.<\/p>\n

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I\u2019m really
\nbaffled because I know I was busy all day long and I\u2019m really tired. I
\nrealize this is a serious problem, and I\u2019ll try to get some help for it,
\nbut first I\u2019ll check my e-mail.<\/p>\n

Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to close friends you
\nknow, because I don\u2019t remember to whom it has been sent.<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t laugh \u2013 if this isn\u2019t you yet, your day is coming! And if I have
\nsent this to you before\u2026well, now you know why you\u2019re getting it again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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