A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o\u2019clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o\u2019clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. \u201cNot a chance!\u201d screams the husband. \u201cIt\u2019s three o\u2019clock in the morning!\u201d
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\nHe slams the door and returns to bed.<\/p>\n
\u201cWho was that?\u201d asked his wife.<\/p>\n
\u201cJust some drunk guy asking for a push.\u201d he answers.<\/p>\n
\u201cDid you help him?\u201d she asks.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, I did not! It\u2019s three in the morning and it\u2019s pouring out!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, you have a short memory.\u201d says his wife. \u201cCan\u2019t you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!\u201d<\/p>\n
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.<\/p>\n
He calls out into the dark, \u201cHello, are you still there?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes.\u201d comes back the answer.<\/p>\n
\u201cDo you still need a push?\u201d calls out the husband.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, please!\u201d comes the reply from the dark.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhere are you?\u201d asks the husband.<\/p>\n
\u201cOver here, on the swing.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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