A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, \u201cNo chance love, they\u2019re way too expensive.\u201d<\/p>\n
Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and lower on to her thigh.<\/p>\n
She turns to him and says. \u201cI don\u2019t think so mate. If you\u2019re not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain\u2019t riding it!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, \u201cNo chance love, they\u2019re way too expensive.\u201d Later… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":41013,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n