After I got married, I began finding napkins stained with lipstick in my pocket. My wife found them once and made a scene. I swore I had no idea whose they were. Then one day, I opened my wife\u2019s vanity drawer and was terrified to find over 40\u2026 identical lipsticks.<\/p>\n
For months, the mysterious lipstick stains caused tension between us. Every time I pulled a crumpled napkin out of my work jacket or jeans, I felt a mix of panic and confusion. I didn\u2019t use lipstick, and I wasn\u2019t doing anything suspicious. But how could I convince my wife when the evidence seemed to point straight at me?<\/p>\n
One weekend, while searching for a bandage in her vanity, I accidentally slid open the bottom drawer. Inside, perfectly arranged like soldiers, were dozens of lipsticks \u2014 the same brand and shade as the stains I kept finding. My wife walked in just as I picked one up. She burst out laughing when she saw my face. She explained that she often tucked napkins in my pockets to test shades or blot excess lipstick when rushing out the door. Over time, she\u2019d forgotten about them completely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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