A young boy enters the barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
\n\u201cThis is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.\u201d<\/p>\n
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, \u201cWhich do you want, son?\u201d<\/p>\n
The boy takes the quarters and leaves. \u201cWhat did I tell you?\u201d said the barber.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat kid never learns!\u201d<\/p>\n
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?\u201d<\/p>\n
The boy licked his cone and replied, \u201cBecause the day I take the dollar, the game\u2019s over!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nA man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.
\nAfter the man received the full treatment \u2013 shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he placed the boy in the chair.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,\u201d he said. \u201cI\u2019ll be back in a few minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n
When the boy\u2019s haircut was completed and the man still hadn\u2019t returned, the barber said, \u201cLooks like your daddy\u2019s forgotten all about you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat wasn\u2019t my daddy,\u201d said the boy. \u201cHe just walked up, took me by the hand and said, \u2018Come on, son, we\u2019re gonna get a free haircut!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nA blond was rollerblading with her headphones on.
\nShe stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut.<\/p>\n
She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off her headphones.<\/p>\n
The stylist replied refusing to cut her hair, so she left.<\/p>\n
She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing.<\/p>\n
This time, the stylist agreed to cut her hair.<\/p>\n
After a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair.<\/p>\n
To wake her, the stylist took off the headphones.<\/p>\n
The blond immediately fell on the floor, flopped and died.<\/p>\n
Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.<\/p>\n
They were saying: \u201cbreath in, breath out.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nMarley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut.
\nAfter thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley\u2019s head.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow you like it?\u201d asked the barber.<\/p>\n
\u201cReal fine,\u201d said the redneck. \u201cBut how \u2019bout making it a little longer in the back?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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