One evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer dinner on the stove, and the table set.
\nShe was astonished \u2014 something\u2019s up.<\/p>\n
It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have s*x.<\/p>\n
The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends all about it.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up, he helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed the evening.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBut what about afterward?\u201d asked her friends.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, that was perfect too. Ralph was too tired\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nA women is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in\u2026
\nImmediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. \u201cBe careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife, startled at her husband\u2019s reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife, concerned by the status of her husband\u2019s mental state, forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs.<\/p>\n
\u201cWE NEED BUTTER! Are you CRAZY???<\/p>\n
Where are we going to get the butter? They\u2019re going to stick! HURRY!\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife runs to the fri-<\/p>\n
\u201cCAREFUL about the eggs! CAREFUL. You NEVER listen to me when you\u2019re cooking! Never! Turn them quickly! Oh not that quickly, don\u2019t you know how to cook? Are you insane? Turn the DAMN EGGS!\u201d<\/p>\n
At this point, the wife starts crying, since she has no idea what to do.<\/p>\n
She gasps \u201cWhat is WRONG with you? I know how to cook eggs.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband simply smiles, remarks \u201cI just wanted to show you what it feels like while I\u2019m driving with you in the car\u201d, and leaves.<\/p>\n
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\nCouple in 5-star restaurant
\nA husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant.<\/p>\n
When their food arrived, the husband said: \u201cOur food has arrived! Let\u2019s eat!\u201d<\/p>\n
His wife reminded him: \u201cHoney, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!\u201d<\/p>\n
Her husband replied: \u201cThat\u2019s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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