This woman wasn\u2019t feeling well, so she went to see the family doctor.
\nAfter hearing her symptoms, the doctor scheduled her for a complete physical. The next day, she returned to get the results. The doctor tells her that everything came back normal.<\/p>\n
He asks, \u201cHow\u2019s your appetite?\u201d<\/p>\n
She replied, \u201cGreat! I eat like a horse.\u201d<\/p>\n
He then asks, \u201cDo you sleep well?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAbout 8 hours a night,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow about your bowels?\u201d he asks.<\/p>\n
\u201cI go every morning about 7:20 AM,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n
The doctor thinks for a minute, then says, \u201cSomething is going on that I can\u2019t put my finger on. I\u2019m going to give you an antibiotic and see if that will cure the problem.\u201d<\/p>\n
There are three germs inside that are listening to all of this, and one of them says, \u201cWhat are we going to do?\u201d<\/p>\n
One says, \u201cI think I\u2019ll hide in the liver.\u201d<\/p>\n
A second one says, \u201cI think I\u2019ll hide in a kidney.\u201d<\/p>\n
The last one says, \u201cYou guys can stick around if you want to, but I\u2019m taking the 7:20 out of here.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nTwo doctors, Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease.
\nThey\u2019re explaining how his sm.o.king w*d has led to his condition worsening.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut it\u2019s just herbal!\u201d the patient protested. \u201cHow can it be bad?\u201d Dr. Jenkins sighed.<\/p>\n
\u201cNature isn\u2019t all innocent. Apricot stones contain lethal amounts of cyanide. There is a certain plant in my back garden \u2013 if you sit under it for just 5 minutes, you will die. Just because it\u2019s natural doesn\u2019t mean it\u2019s safe for you!\u201d<\/p>\n
The man seemed to accept that, and promised to stop his smoking.<\/p>\n
After he left, the doctors went to lunch. As they were sitting down to eat, Dr. Smith asked, \u201cOh by the way, what IS that plant that kills you if you sit under it?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cA water lily.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nA new miracle doctor was in town.
\nHe could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do except for Bhola, the town\u2019s grouch.<\/p>\n
So Bhola went to this \u2018Miracle Doctor\u2019 to prove that he wasn\u2019t so miraculous.<\/p>\n
He goes and tells the doctor, \u201cHey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I can\u2019t taste nothing, so what are you going to do?\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little, then tell Bhola, \u201cWhat you need is jar number 43.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJar number 43?\u201d, Bhola wonders.<\/p>\n
So the doctor leaves and after five minutes brings a jar and tells Bhola to taste it.<\/p>\n
He tastes it and immediately spits it out, \u201cThis is Shit!\u201d he yells.<\/p>\n
\u201cI just restored your sense of taste Bhola,\u201d says the doctor.<\/p>\n
So Bhola goes home very mad.<\/p>\n
One month later, Bhola goes back to the doctor along with a new problem, \u201cDoc,\u201d he starts, \u201cI can\u2019t remember!\u201d<\/p>\n
Thinking he got the doctor, the doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little. Then tells Bhola, \u201cWhat you need is jar number 43\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Before the doctor finished his sentence, Bhola fled the office.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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