When you\u2019ve been alone for a while, it can be uncomfortable and frightening to put yourself back out there and look for romantic partners.<\/p>\n
The most important lesson to learn is, of course, to never pass judgment on people without first giving them a chance to explain themselves.<\/p>\n
As a result, I\u2019ve made the decision to tell you about a hilarious article I recently read. Specifically, a widow in her 70s who has placed a newspaper ad in search of a new husband.<\/p>\n
She was at home one day when the doorbell rang. She had no way of knowing, however, who would be on the other side.<\/p>\n
Make sure you read the entire hilarious joke down below and wait until the end for the punchline.<\/p>\n
In a newspaper advertisement, she wrote:<\/p>\n
\u201cWanted! Husband!\u201d Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. Please submit your applications in person.<\/p>\n
The doorbell rang the next day, and she answered it. She was shocked to discover an elderly man in a wheelchair when she opened the door. He was missing both limbs.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re not really asking me to consider you, are you?\u201d widow inquired, \u201cI can\u2019t believe it, you don\u2019t have any legs!\u201d<\/p>\n
With a grin on his face, the old man said, \u201cTherefore, I cannot run around on you!\u201d<\/p>\n
Saying, \u201cYou don\u2019t have any arms either!\u201d \u201cShe snorted.\u201d<\/p>\n
The elderly man grinned once more and declared, \u201cTherefore, I can never beat you!\u201d<\/p>\n
To which she raised an eyebrow and inquired, \u201cAre you still good in bed?\u201d<\/p>\n
The elderly man sat back and asked, \u201cI rang the doorbell, didn\u2019t I?\u201d with a broad grin.<\/p>\n
Why not try to lift someone else\u2019s spirits? Help someone out and make them laugh by SHARING this funny story!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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