Teacher Addresses A Student.

A teacher questioned a student, “How many kidneys do we have?” “Four!” the backbencher responded.“Four? Haha,” the teacher laughed, known for ridiculing students’ mistakes. The teacher then told a front-row student, “Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room.”The backbencher added, “And for me, a coffee!”

The teacher, now furious, kicked the student out.As he left, the student explained, “You asked how many kidneys ‘we have.’ We have four: two of mine and two of yours. ‘We have’ is used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.” LOL!!

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