Four Men Are In Hospital Expecting Babies

Four men are at the hospital because their wives are expecting babies. A nurse approaches the first man and says, “Congratulations, you’re a father of twins!”

The individual responds, “That’s wild because I work for the Minnesota Twins!” The nurse tells the second guy,

“Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets!” The man comments, “Wow, that’s a coincidence, I work for 3M!”

“Unbelievable!” I work at the Four Seasons Hotel!.” The last man is freaking out and hitting his head against the wall. The nurse asks, “What’s wrong? “Trying to get a headache?”

He responds, “No, I am doomed! I work at 7UP! J “These posts are posted only for joke“.

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