WOMAN GET STOPPED BY..

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling Out of that bag. “Oh, really?

Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer..”

“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop. “Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you? “Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?’

So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my fence, I surprise him, Grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes. “Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag? “Well, you know”, said the little old lady, “not everybody pays.”

Related Posts

The Neighborhood That Helped Lisa Start Over..

My neighbor Lisa had six children after six exhausting pregnancies, while her husband left most of the parenting and household responsibility to her. When I discovered he…

The Call That Made Me Fly Across the Country..

My son called me from college one night just to say, “I love you”—something he never did—so I booked a flight without telling him. When his roommate…

What “SSSS” on Your Boarding Pass Really Means..

Seeing **“SSSS”** on your boarding pass means **Secondary Security Screening Selection**, so you’ve been chosen for additional screening before your flight. It does **not** mean you’ve done…

My husbands purchase from the auction

Show off your sword collection with a sleek, sturdy display rack designed to fit different styles and sizes. Its open slots keep each blade neatly organized while…

An Eight Year Old’s Whisper Moments Before the Sentence Changed the Fate of Everyone in the Room

The clock on the wall of the Huntsville Unit read six in the morning, and Daniel Foster had stopped counting the days. He had counted them for…

“I Buried My Husband Alone While Our Kids Celebrated Elsewhere — By Sunrise, I Took an Action That Shook All of Them”

The chapel felt colder than it should have. November had arrived with its usual sharp teeth, but the chill I felt that morning had nothing to do…