Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
Related Posts
He Thought He Took Half My Business in the Divorce Until One Transaction Proved Him Wrong
It is a strange experience to fall out of love completely in a single moment. Not a gradual dimming, not a slow erosion, but a clean and…
He Thought He Took Half My Business in the Divorce Until One Transaction Proved Him Wrong
For ten years I held my breath and called it a marriage. Not because I was weak, though Mark certainly believed I was, and not because I…
The Morning They Tried to Take My House
The morning started with pounding at the door—too loud, too performative, like it was meant for neighbors as much as for me. Doña Lupita stood outside shouting…
Black Panthers Attack a Deer in Dramatic Wildlife Moment
A dramatic wildlife scene has been captured showing two black panthers attacking a deer in what appears to be a powerful moment of nature’s raw survival instinct….
The Stranger Behind the Shower Curtain..
After an exhausting day at work, I finally arrived home hoping for a quiet evening and a chance to relax. The house looked normal at first —…
The Truth Beneath the Silence..
Elena Whitmore sat alone in courtroom 11C while her father accused her of fabricating her military service. Daniel Whitmore, a respected and controlled man who valued reputation…