Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
Related Posts
THEY THOUGHT MOTHERHOOD MADE ME WEAK
The fallout happened fast. Dad was charged with attempted fraud, and the estate investigation uncovered enough missing money that he eventually sold his lake cabin to repay…
THEY THOUGHT MOTHERHOOD MADE ME WEAK
The confrontation happened in my parents’ kitchen. Dad stood there smug and confident while Mom acted annoyed that I had created “drama” so soon after childbirth. I…
THEY THOUGHT MOTHERHOOD MADE ME WEAK
That evening, my aunt sent screenshots from my mother’s Facebook page. She painted herself as the victim while relatives filled the comments with sympathy and judgment. I…
THEY THOUGHT MOTHERHOOD MADE ME WEAK
I didn’t call my father after the fraud alert appeared on my phone. I documented everything instead. Screenshots, access logs, timestamps, and the bank’s security records—all carefully…
THEY THOUGHT SHE WOULD STAY QUIET
Within an hour, the Easter dinner had collapsed into flashing patrol lights and whispered panic across the neighborhood. Margaret was escorted outside still screaming about family betrayal,…
THEY THOUGHT SHE WOULD STAY QUIET
The recording played loudly enough for the entire room to hear. David mocking Claire in the kitchen earlier that morning. Margaret calling the baby “leverage.” Discussions about…