Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
Related Posts
A Brave Mother Protects Her Little Ones
In a heartwarming moment, a mother hen stands fearlessly in front of her chicks, protecting them from danger.WATCH FULL VIDEO BELOW..
Doctors reveal that regularly eating beetroot can lead to… See more
Doctors reveal that regularly eating beetroot, also known as Beta vulgaris, can lead to a range of subtle yet powerful health benefits that build over time. This…
She Was Sleeping in 8A — When the Captain Asked if Any Combat Pilots Were on Board
On an ordinary Tuesday morning in New York City, Mara Dalton boarded a flight to London, blending in like any other passenger. Dressed simply and carrying little,…
I Had Just Given Birth and Returned Home When My Neighbor Stopped Me and Said, “Your Baby Cried All Night” — I Was Confused, But What I Discovered Next Sent Chills Down My Spine.
After bringing my baby home from the hospital for the first time, I expected exhaustion, nerves, maybe even a few tears of relief.I didn’t expect fear. As…
A 10-Year-Old Boy Was Accused of Lying About His Father’s Job and Identity — Until His Dad Showed Up in a “Special” Uniform That Shocked the Entire School
A Black boy from a rental apartment claiming his dad is a four-star general. That’s the most ridiculous lie I’ve heard in 23 years of teaching. Mrs….
A True Story With Shocking Twist.
My mom called and asked me to pick up my brother from school. Her voice sounded exhausted. I drove there, found him waiting outside, and brought him…