Little Johnny farts in the classroom, causing his teacher to get really upset and throw him out. Sitting outside the class, he can’t stop laughing. The principal walks by and asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny replies.
The principal asks again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air,” Johnny says with a grin.
The television landscape is defined by rare, generational talents whose performances transcend the screen and leave an indelible mark on global culture. The passing of Robert Duvall…
I spotted a strange metal tool at a garage sale and initially thought it might be an oversized cigar cutter.It turned out to be an egg topper…
Wall-mounted firewood racks offer a stylish and practical home feature by turning ordinary logs into functional vertical wall décor while saving floor space and keeping living areas…
Known for a long six-decade career with famous roles in *The Godfather*, *Apocalypse Now*, and his Oscar-winning turn in *Tender Mercies*, one of Hollywood’s greatest actors passed…
Consisting of a prong that slides into a curtain header and a hook that attaches to rod rings, old-fashioned drapery hooks offer a timeless, functional way to…
My punctuality as a forty-four-year-old resort owner was tested when a thirty-five-minute mechanical delay struck Terminal 2 at Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport. I was scheduled to fly…