Little Johnny farts in the classroom, causing his teacher to get really upset and throw him out. Sitting outside the class, he can’t stop laughing. The principal walks by and asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny replies.
The principal asks again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air,” Johnny says with a grin.
Green onions, scallions, spring onions, and chives often sit side by side in the produce section, looking almost identical at first glance. Yet each one has its…
“Ma’am, there’s been… a terrible mistake,” the Director managed to say, his voice barely audible over the commotion around us. I maintained my composure, a slight nod…
As the door clicked shut behind Mark and his latest conquest, the silence settled in with a weight that was somehow more suffocating than the cacophony of…
On the way to my mother-in-law’s celebration, my water broke. My husband became enraged. He left me on an icy highway after dragging me out of the…
As I walked out of the house, the cool night air hit me, a stark contrast to the stifling atmosphere I was leaving behind. Each step down…
I wasn’t supposed to be home. That single, haunting thought has replayed in my mind a thousand times, acting like a glitch in the record of my…