Little Johnny farts in the classroom, causing his teacher to get really upset and throw him out. Sitting outside the class, he can’t stop laughing. The principal walks by and asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny replies.
The principal asks again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air,” Johnny says with a grin.
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I put down the phone and stared at the wall, my mind racing. The voice on the other end had been calm, but there was an edge…
Then I placed another folder on the table. Inside were documents showing that I owned the lake house and had purchased it during the company’s financial crisis….
I smiled. “Good,” I said quietly. “You just made my decision easy.” Every smile around the table disappeared. I picked up my phone and sent one email….