Little Johnny farts in the classroom, causing his teacher to get really upset and throw him out. Sitting outside the class, he can’t stop laughing. The principal walks by and asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny replies.
The principal asks again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air,” Johnny says with a grin.
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Inside the mailbox was an envelope, bright yellow, standing out against the usual bills and junk mail. It was addressed to me, but in a handwriting I…
That evening, the mood inside Grandma’s kitchen felt completely different. We shared dinner together, and for the first time in months, laughter filled the house instead of…
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