A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.āWhat are you doing?ā the man inquires.āErr,ā she stammers back. āIā¦ umā¦ I think Iām having a heart attack!ā āOh,ā cries the gullible husband, āquick, Iāll call an ambulance!ā He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialing 911, when his son Johnny appears, sobbing his little heart out. āWhatās the matter, son?ā asks the father.
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