JOKE OF THE DAY: A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.” Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband came home, and she could hear him in the kitchen before he came into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone. “She’s finally gone… Yeah, I know, about time, right? I’m coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie. I love you… Can’t wait to see you… We’ll do all the naughty things you like.” He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see. Read morebelow⬇️

Marriage is full of ups, downs, and everything in between, but one thing’s for sure: there’s always room for laughter.

The daily interactions between husbands and wives often lead to moments that are both heartwarming and hilarious, as you’ll see in the following jokes.

From surprising notes to clever comebacks, these seven jokes highlight the playful and humorous side of marriage.

Whether you’re married or just enjoy a good laugh, these stories will have you nodding in recognition and chuckling at the unexpected twists

1. The Note Under the Bed

In any marriage, there are bound to be moments of frustration, especially when one spouse feels taken for granted. This joke takes that scenario to the extreme, as a wife decides to teach her husband a lesson with a note — only to find herself caught off guard by his response.

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”

Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while, the husband came home, and she could hear him in the kitchen before he entered the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

“She’s finally gone… Yeah, I know, about time, right? I’m coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie. I love you… Can’t wait to see you… We’ll do all the naughty things you like.”

He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see what he wrote…

“I can see your feet. We’re out of bread: be back in five minutes.”

Related Posts

Grandma Was Barred From Her Grandson’s Party, Then The Deed Arrived

The weeks following the birthday party forced a total, quiet reckoning within the family that no amount of pride or defensive excuses could delay any longer. Dorothy’s…

When My Husband Left Me Outside His Sister’s Wedding in Front of Security and Said, “My Mother Doesn’t Want You Here—You’re an Embarrassment,” I Smiled, Texted One Word, and Let His Entire Family Discover Who Had Really Paid for Their $8.8 Million Dream

Richard walked into my office with a solemn dignity, carefully placing the small wooden box on my conference table before sitting down across from me. Inside were…

My husband slapped me in front of his entire family and screamed, “Get out of my house!” while my mother-in-law smiled like she had finally won. Neither of them realized the $10,000 monthly allowance keeping her lavish lifestyle alive came from me—and the mansion they were throwing me out of had been mine from the very beginning.

My heart stopped as I stared at the photo of Mr. Hale shaking hands with Evelyn right outside my front gates, realizing that the man I had…

A Simple Hug That Sparked a Big Misunderstanding..

Working in the same hospital as my father had always felt like a quiet privilege. He had spent nearly three decades there as a respected nurse, while…

When Pain Turns Into Purpose..

The day her son slipped on the playground and never woke up again changed everything. In just a few hours, her world fell into a silence that…

My Missing Sister Left Me a Map to Discover Who She Had Become..

My sister disappeared when she was 19, and for 15 years I believed she had simply run away. Two days before she vanished, she had given me…