I just don’t wanna go to school!

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school!

Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today!

Mom: But you have to go to school.

Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school.

Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school.

Son: Well, all the students hate me… and… All the teachers hate me… and… I just don’t wanna go to school!
Mom: Well, I have a lot to do today, and I can’t take care of you today…

Two, you are over 40-years-old…

And three, you are the principal.

Related Posts

My wife divorced me after 15 years. I never told her I secretly DNA tested

“Crawford, what are you doing?” she repeated, her voice barely rising above a whisper. The tension in the courtroom was palpable, as if everyone was collectively holding…

“My 4-Year-Old Granddaughter Showed Up at Midnight—And the Paper in Her Hands Broke My Heart”

On a freezing winter night, just as the grandfather clock struck midnight, the quiet in my house was shattered by a frantic ringing at the door. When…

Rare Creature Caught On Camera For The 1st Time, Leave Scientists Stunned

We are republishing this story which originally made the news in December 2022. Canadian scientists have made an extraordinary discovery by capturing, for the very first time,…

When My Mom Passed Away, My Stepdad Stepped In and Changed My Life

There’s a strange dizziness that comes with grief, especially when you’re standing in a room full of people mourning the one person who made your life feel…

My parents emailed me while I was abroad on a business trip: they’d sold my seaside villa to-

My parents emailed me at 2:17 a.m. while I was on a business trip in Zurich with a shocking message: they had sold my seaside villa to…

My Wife Got Stopped for Speeding, But What the Officer Told Me Changed Everything

The blue and red lights of the patrol car painted our Honda Civic in alternating waves of color as Officer Martinez approached the driver’s side window. It…