He demands a divorce in letter to wife – instantly regrets every word when he sees her brilliant reply

Some stories just go straight to your heart and in a world that can in turn seem grim, serious or boring, a funny anecdote is always welcome.

It has all the ingredients of an entertaining story — drama, revenge and an unexpected ending…

Dear wife,

You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever! the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life!

——————————————————-

Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn’t work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

Please share this wonderful story if you want to make someone laugh today!

Related Posts

THEY THOUGHT MOTHERHOOD MADE ME WEAK

The fallout happened fast. Dad was charged with attempted fraud, and the estate investigation uncovered enough missing money that he eventually sold his lake cabin to repay…

THEY THOUGHT MOTHERHOOD MADE ME WEAK

The confrontation happened in my parents’ kitchen. Dad stood there smug and confident while Mom acted annoyed that I had created “drama” so soon after childbirth. I…

THEY THOUGHT MOTHERHOOD MADE ME WEAK

That evening, my aunt sent screenshots from my mother’s Facebook page. She painted herself as the victim while relatives filled the comments with sympathy and judgment. I…

THEY THOUGHT MOTHERHOOD MADE ME WEAK

I didn’t call my father after the fraud alert appeared on my phone. I documented everything instead. Screenshots, access logs, timestamps, and the bank’s security records—all carefully…

THEY THOUGHT SHE WOULD STAY QUIET

Within an hour, the Easter dinner had collapsed into flashing patrol lights and whispered panic across the neighborhood. Margaret was escorted outside still screaming about family betrayal,…

THEY THOUGHT SHE WOULD STAY QUIET

The recording played loudly enough for the entire room to hear. David mocking Claire in the kitchen earlier that morning. Margaret calling the baby “leverage.” Discussions about…