An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, âSeven points! âHis wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, âWhat are you talking about?Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes, then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced, âTouchdown! Tie game!
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