Wife And Husband In Heaven – What He Said to His Wife Will Leave You Laughing!

“A husband died. A few years later the wife died.
As she got to heaven, she saw her husband and ran up to him with tears in her eyes.
‘Oh, darling, how I’ve missed you!’ she exclaimed.

The husband extended his arms, stopping her from embracing him, and said,
‘Woah there, woman. The contract was until death.’”

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