A 70-year-old man has never been married

A 70-year-old man has never been married.
One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.
They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon
When they get back, tel frie, howvas him,
“Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “

The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -”
His friend interrupts him.
“A man your age!
How did you make love almost every night?’
”Oh,” says the man,
“we almost made love Monday,
we almost made love Tuesday.”

Related Posts

A seven-year-old boy called 911 after spending four days waiting for his mother to come home. “Mommy said everything she does is because she loves me,” he whispered through tears. “She promised she’d be back in thirty minutes, but she never came home. I’m scared.”

When seven-year-old Eli called 911 after waiting four days for his mother Teresa to return, Officer Lena Brandt investigated the lonely apartment and discovered grocery lists and…

The Mystery of the Unidentified Metal Object

Unpacking boxes after a household move frequently uncovers forgotten artifacts, but few discoveries spark as much curiosity as an unidentifiable metal object featuring evenly spaced raised ridges…

At Thanksgiving, my son’s wife charged me $45 for my plate.

When sixty-eight-year-old widow Georgia attended Thanksgiving at her son Kyle’s house—bringing homemade noodles, rolls, and two pies—her daughter-in-law Brittany coldly charged her forty-five dollars for dinner while…

The Two Missing Millionaire Dimes

Produced in an ultra-limited run of just 24 coins at the San Francisco Mint, the 1894-S Barber Dime stands as one of the rarest and most valuable…

Unexpected Mashed Potato Upgrade

Inspired by a viral TikTok cooking tip from creator Jourdyn, a home cook transformed her usual mashed potato routine by scrubbing the potatoes, rubbing them with avocado…

Mysterious $3 Kitchen Relic

An antique cast-iron cherry pitter dating back to the early 1900s was recently purchased for just $3, standing out as a remarkably inexpensive and unusual vintage find….