Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!

Woman 2: Do you think so?
I wasn’t sure when she was gave me the mirror.
I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: Oh God no! No, it’s perfect.
I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide.
I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 2: Are you serious?
I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so cute I think.
I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh – that’s funny! I would love to have your neck!
Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders.
Everything drapes so well on you.
I mean, look at my arms – see how short they are?
If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Man 1: Haircut?

Man 2: Yeah