A Beautiful Woman Is Sitting Next To The Little Johnny

Funny – A Beautiful Woman Is Sitting Next To The Little Johnny……See the continuation in the first comment I laugh 👇👇

 

A Beautiful Woman Is Sitting Next To The Little Johnny

A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive.

The Captain comes on the intercom and says “I hate to have to tell you this folk, but we might not walk away from this one.”

Everyone begins to panic except for the johnny who sheepishly turns to the woman and says, “I hate to trouble you miss, but we might die and I’ve never kissed anyone.”

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