The Swedes wife steps up to the tee

The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her distinct lack of underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any skivvies?” Ole demanded. “Well,” she said. “You don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.”The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here’s a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear!” Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.

Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. Blessed vi**gin Mary, woman! You’ve no knickers! Why not?”She replies, “I can’t afford any on the money you give me.”Patrick reaches into his pocket and says,”For the sake of decency, here’s a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!” Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over to the tee. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that underme, tho, his etmudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin’ hell are yer drawers?”

She too explains, “You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.”

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says,”Well, fer the love ‘o decency, here’s a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.”

Related Posts

The Miracle Everyone Celebrated in My Front Yard Was Never Mine

I returned from my business trip sooner than planned, and by sunset I understood that my marriage had ended long before I stepped through the front door….

I Thought I Knew Everyone in My Life—Until These Moments Changed Everything

I hated my stepmom, Janet, from the moment she entered our lives, convinced she was only there for my father’s money and that she could never understand…

The Cord Between Us

The Extension Lead: A Lesson in Unseen Struggles When I found an extension lead running from my neighbor Ron’s garage into my outdoor socket, I was livid….

The Attic I Never Expected to Open

After thirty-eight years as a social worker, I thought I had seen the worst the world could offer. I learned to read silence, to recognize fear in…

The Red Tie at the Hospital

The call came without warning. A calm voice told me, “Your daughter was in a car crash. I brought her to the ER,” and before I could…

PART 1-I FLEW TO ALASKA AND FOUND MY DYING DAUGHTER ABANDONED IN HOSPICE WHILE HER HUSBAND ENJOYED A BAHAMAS HONEYMOON

The call came while I was volunteering at a tiny community clinic in Chicago, stacking boxes of gauze in a cramped storage room that smelled like bleach…