Two Women Go Out Drinking Without Their Husbands…

On the way home one of them turns to the other and says:

“Sorry, but I need to go to a toilet. Can we stop for a minute?”

The other looks at her and replies “I also have to go there, but where can we go in the middle of the street?”

“Oh, look, there is a cemetery over there we can go there.”

“Yes, but how are we going to wipe?”

“I’m just going to use my underwear and throw it out.”

Her friend however, was wearing her favorite (and rather expensive knickers) and didn’t want to ruin them.

So she elected to take a wreath off a nearby grave and use that.

And so they went home.

The next day the husband of one was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was hungover and still in bed, so he phoned the other.

“Do you know where our wives went last night? Because mine came back home with no underwear.”

“Well you are luckier than me, my wife came home with a ribbon in her butt and on the ribbon it was written: ‘From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you.’ “

Related Posts

Doctors reveal that eating cucumber in salads causes… See more

Cucumbers are one of the most common ingredients found in salads around the world. Crisp, refreshing, and easy to prepare, they are often treated as a simple…

My Sister Sent Me On A Cruise Until I Stayed And Discovered The Truth

A military officer uncovered a sophisticated fraud scheme after becoming suspicious of a luxury cruise gifted by her sister for her 30th birthday. The officer, Beatrice, was…

The Price of Underestimating Her..

The next morning, Ethan arrived at his office to find three major investors withdrawing their support. For years, Claire’s reputation and financial backing had quietly reassured everyone…

I OVERHEARD MY HUSBAND AND MOTHER-IN-LAW PLOTTING TO STEAL EVERYTHING FROM ME ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT

On my wedding night, I accidentally overheard my husband Daniel and his mother whispering beside the bed, convinced I was unconscious after drinking the champagne he handed…

The Paper Route I Dismissed — And the Quiet Truth About My Stepfather

Every morning before dawn, I watched my seventy-year-old stepfather, Patrick, pedal down the street with a bag of newspapers, rain or snow. He smiled as he rode,…

HE CAME BACK FOR HIS DAUGHTER SIX YEARS LATER — BUT I WAS READY

The funeral flowers were still fresh when my sister Emily died after childbirth, leaving behind her newborn daughter Sophie. Her husband Daniel said, “Save the baby, I…