Two Women Go Out Drinking Without Their Husbands…

On the way home one of them turns to the other and says:

“Sorry, but I need to go to a toilet. Can we stop for a minute?”

The other looks at her and replies “I also have to go there, but where can we go in the middle of the street?”

“Oh, look, there is a cemetery over there we can go there.”

“Yes, but how are we going to wipe?”

“I’m just going to use my underwear and throw it out.”

Her friend however, was wearing her favorite (and rather expensive knickers) and didn’t want to ruin them.

So she elected to take a wreath off a nearby grave and use that.

And so they went home.

The next day the husband of one was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was hungover and still in bed, so he phoned the other.

“Do you know where our wives went last night? Because mine came back home with no underwear.”

“Well you are luckier than me, my wife came home with a ribbon in her butt and on the ribbon it was written: ‘From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you.’ “

Related Posts

T­h­e­ W­o­r­l­d­ B­i­d­s­ F­a­r­e­w­e­l­l­ T­o­ T­h­e­ A­c­t­o­r­ B­e­h­i­n­d­ O­n­e­ o­f­ T­V­’s­ M­o­s­t­ I­c­o­n­i­c­ C­h­a­r­a­c­t­e­r­s­… S­e­e­ m­o­r­e­

The television landscape is defined by rare, generational talents whose performances transcend the screen and leave an indelible mark on global culture. The passing of Robert Duvall…

How to Use This Strange Tool in Your Kitchen

I spotted a strange metal tool at a garage sale and initially thought it might be an oversized cigar cutter.It turned out to be an egg topper…

Why Everyone Is Mounting Firewood Racks on Their Walls (And Why It’s the Coziest Home Trend Yet)

Wall-mounted firewood racks offer a stylish and practical home feature by turning ordinary logs into functional vertical wall décor while saving floor space and keeping living areas…

With Heavy Hearts, Film Fans Mourn the Passing of This Legend… See more

Known for a long six-decade career with famous roles in *The Godfather*, *Apocalypse Now*, and his Oscar-winning turn in *Tender Mercies*, one of Hollywood’s greatest actors passed…

I Found Something Strange In Our Attic, None Of Us Could Figure Out What It Was… See more..

Consisting of a prong that slides into a curtain header and a hook that attaches to rod rings, old-fashioned drapery hooks offer a timeless, functional way to…

Delayed Airport Flights Uncovered My Secret Twin Sons And Family Deception

My punctuality as a forty-four-year-old resort owner was tested when a thirty-five-minute mechanical delay struck Terminal 2 at Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport. I was scheduled to fly…