Two Women Go Out Drinking Without Their Husbands…

On the way home one of them turns to the other and says:

“Sorry, but I need to go to a toilet. Can we stop for a minute?”

The other looks at her and replies “I also have to go there, but where can we go in the middle of the street?”

“Oh, look, there is a cemetery over there we can go there.”

“Yes, but how are we going to wipe?”

“I’m just going to use my underwear and throw it out.”

Her friend however, was wearing her favorite (and rather expensive knickers) and didn’t want to ruin them.

So she elected to take a wreath off a nearby grave and use that.

And so they went home.

The next day the husband of one was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was hungover and still in bed, so he phoned the other.

“Do you know where our wives went last night? Because mine came back home with no underwear.”

“Well you are luckier than me, my wife came home with a ribbon in her butt and on the ribbon it was written: ‘From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you.’ “

Related Posts

Grieving Father Uncovers Shocking Secrets After Wife Disappears With Missing Child Ashes

Realizing his wife Emily had left for Toronto with their late daughter Grace’s ashes, Alexander faced his long-standing family neglect. Emily confronted him with her decision to…

Refusing To Babysit My Grandchildren Exposed A Massive Financial Betrayal Today

After scheduling a necessary eye surgery, a retired post office worker was cruelly accused of selfishness by her daughter for being unable to babysit. Faced with hostile…

Confronting My Nephew After He Secretly Sold Hunting Rights To My Property

Discovering her nephew Cody had illegally leased her private land to hunters, a widow confronted him and forced him to admit his fraud. Despite pressure from her…

Boarding Pass Code Explained

Seeing “SSSS” on a boarding pass indicates selection for Secondary Security Screening Selection, requiring extra checks before boarding. Travelers marked with this code face thorough luggage inspections,…

Quiet Acts Of Kindness

Mistaking a grieving student’s reluctance to remove his dirty hoodie for defiance, a teacher demanded he take it off. The PE teacher revealed that the hoodie was…

I Was Digging in the Forest When I Found Something Strange… My Friends Told Me to Step Away Immediately

Deep in damp forests, the root-like fungus Xylaria nigripes grows on decaying organic matter. Long used in traditional medicine, it has drawn scientific interest for its potential…