Once upon a time, on a beautiful sandy beach, a man sat on a towel, basking in the warmth of the sun. This man had a uniqueness that set him apart – he had no arms or legs. As he enjoyed the tranquility of the beach, three kind-hearted women approached him, sensing the empathy in their hearts.

The first woman, with compassion shining in her eyes, gently asked, “Have you ever had a hug?” Surprised by the question, the man replied, “No, I haven’t.” Without a moment’s hesitation, she reached out and enveloped him in a warm and comforting embrace. Grateful for this unexpected act of kindness, the man watched as she walked away, his heart now filled with warmth.

Not long after, a second woman came forward and asked, “Have you ever had a kiss?” Taken aback by her question, the man responded, “No, I haven’t.” Sensing his longing for human connection, she leaned in and planted a gentle kiss on his cheek. As she moved away, a smile played on the man’s lips, and a renewed sense of hope and gratitude filled his being.

Just when he thought his day couldn’t get any better, a mischievous third woman approached him. With a twinkle in her eye, she asked, “Have you ever been f***ed?” He said “No” as his eyes lit up… she said “You will be when the tide comes in.”