Husbands sneaky text prank takes a hilarious turn

Late one night, a husband sent his wife a casual text. “Hey, I’ll be home late. Can you wash all my dirty clothes and make sure to cook my favorite dish before I get back?” He hit send and waited. No reply. He gave it a few minutes, assuming she was either asleep or ignoring him on purpose. So, he tried a different approach.

“Oh, and by the way,” he texted again, “I got a raise! At the end of the month, I’m buying you a brand-new car.” This time, her response came almost instantly.

“OMG, really?! That’s amazing!” she replied, clearly thrilled.

He smirked and sent back, “Nope, just wanted to make sure you saw my first message.”

Needless to say, dinner wasn’t waiting for him when he got home—and the laundry? Let’s just say he got a crash course in operating the washing machine.

Funny story two takes the humor to a whole new level.

A man walked into his house to find his wife of ten years furiously packing her suitcase. Startled, he asked, “What’s going on? Where are you going?”

“To Las Vegas,” she snapped, not even looking up from her bag.

“Las Vegas? Why?” he asked, completely confused.

She spun around with fire in her eyes. “I just found out there are men in Vegas who will pay me $500 cash to do what I’ve been doing for you for free for a decade!”

The man stood there, silent for a moment, clearly doing the math. Then, without another word, he walked to the closet, pulled out his own suitcase, and started packing.

She stared at him, jaw dropped. “And what exactly do you think you’re doing?” she demanded.

“I’m coming with you,” he said calmly. “I want to see how you’re planning to live on $1,000 a year!”

Whether it’s a clever text or a sharp comeback, sometimes humor hits hardest when it’s laced with a little truth. Both of these stories remind us that in relationships, wit can be just as powerful as love—and sometimes even more memorable.

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