A Doctor And His Wife Were Having A Big Argument

One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home.

After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence,

he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, “Babe, do you want to, you know, get it on?”

Horrified, she replies, “Are you crazy? My parents will hear us!”He replies, “Oh come on! Who’s gonna hear us at this hour?”

She says, ”But can you imagine if we get caught?!”Oh come on!” he pleads. They won’t know, they’re all sleeping!

”No way. It’s just too risky! she says. He begs, “Oh please, please, I love you so much!’”

No, no, and no,” she insists. I love you too, but I just can’t! “Oh yes you can. Please?” No, no. I just can’t!”

I’m begging you… ” Suddenly, the hallway light turns on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says,

“Dad says that you should go ahead and do it, or mom can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it,”…”Bu tell him to take his hand off the intercom!”

Related Posts

On Christmas Eve, I came home unannounced. I found my daughter shivering outside in the

As Christmas Eve unfolded in a way I never imagined, my heart ached with the weight of realization. The festive cheer inside our home was a stark…

I Panicked When I Found A Biker Sleeping On My Porch Until I Saw The Note In His Hand!

The 5:00 AM light was a bruised purple, the kind of cold dawn that makes you want to retreat back into the warmth of sleep. I had…

At 3 a.m., I jolted awake when I heard my daughter’s bedroom door click open.

Emma stood in the doorway, her eyes burning with the intensity of a mother’s wrath. Mark was frozen, halfway to Lily’s bed, and the look of surprise…

On My Wedding Night, I Carried My Disabled Husband to Bed — Then We Fell…

his legs move beneath me. It was subtle, just the slightest twitch, but it was unmistakable. I froze, my heart pounding in disbelief. For a moment, I…

Heroic Dog Rescues Baby from Life-Threatening Truck Crash!

Heroic Pup Saves Baby in Dramatic Truck Accident In the small town of Maplewood, stories of heroism are celebrated often. Yet even seasoned residents were stunned by…

I found a flash drive in a regular sausage: at first I thought the flash drive had accidentally ended up in the food until I checked its contents!

The grocery store is a cathedral of the mundane, a place where the predictable rhythm of consumerism lulls us into a sense of absolute security. We trust…