Little Johnny Walks in on his mother

One afternoon, while Johnny’s mom was relaxing in a warm bath, little Johnny suddenly walked into the bathroom. His eyes filled with curiosity as he noticed something unusual on her body.

“Mom,” he asked innocently, “what’s that fuzzy patch below your belly button?” Caught off guard but staying calm, she gently replied, “That’s called a bush, sweetheart.”

The next day, Johnny once again walked in unannounced—this time while his father was taking a shower. Something else caught his attention, and he just had to ask.
“Dad,” he said curiously, “what’s that big long thing hanging between your legs?” His father chuckled and answered simply, “That’s called a snake, son.”

A few days later, Johnny walked into the bathroom again and saw his mom in the tub. His curiosity hadn’t faded, and this time, he noticed something else.
“Mom,” he asked, “what are those two saggy things hanging above your belly button?” With a warm smile, she replied, “Those are my headlights, sweetie.”

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