A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, and said,

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“How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.

Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?”

And his lovely wife replies, “I don’t have any idea who it was. It was some stupid woman wanting to know “if the coast is clear.”

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