Satan appeared
Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.
Satan walked up to him and said, βDonβt you know who I am? βThe man replied, βYep, sure do.β

Satan asked, βArenβt you going to run? βNope, sure ainβt,β said the man. Satan asked, βWhy arenβt you afraid of me? βThe man replied, βBeen married to your sister for over 48 years.β