70-year-old widow wants to marry again and posts hilarious ad in the paper… Continue reading in the comments 😅👇🏻

When you’ve been alone for a while, it can be uncomfortable and frightening to put yourself back out there and look for romantic partners.

The most important lesson to learn is, of course, to never pass judgment on people without first giving them a chance to explain themselves.

As a result, I’ve made the decision to tell you about a hilarious article I recently read. Specifically, a widow in her 70s who has placed a newspaper ad in search of a new husband.

She was at home one day when the doorbell rang. She had no way of knowing, however, who would be on the other side.

Make sure you read the entire hilarious joke down below and wait until the end for the punchline.

In a newspaper advertisement, she wrote:

“Wanted! Husband!” Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. Please submit your applications in person.

The doorbell rang the next day, and she answered it. She was shocked to discover an elderly man in a wheelchair when she opened the door. He was missing both limbs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” widow inquired, “I can’t believe it, you don’t have any legs!”

With a grin on his face, the old man said, “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”

Saying, “You don’t have any arms either!” “She snorted.”

The elderly man grinned once more and declared, “Therefore, I can never beat you!”

To which she raised an eyebrow and inquired, “Are you still good in bed?”

The elderly man sat back and asked, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?” with a broad grin.

Why not try to lift someone else’s spirits? Help someone out and make them laugh by SHARING this funny story!

Related Posts

These are the first symptoms of cr…See more

Have you or someone you know noticed dark, velvety patches of skin on the back of the neck or under the arms? While it may look like…

My Mother Hated Me for Looking Like My Biological Father

All my life, I felt like an outsider in my own family. My mother adored my sisters but treated me like a burden. The reason? I looked…

She Refused To Have An Abortion At 17, Now 31 Years Later Her Son Is World Famous

Pattie Mellette is a scriptwriter and producer – but today, she’s most known as the mother of pop sensation Justin Beiber. However, few people know much about…

13 dead and 20 missing in Central Texas after…See more

At least 13 people have died and over 20 campers remain unaccounted for in the wake of catastrophic flooding in Kerr County, Texas. The flooding began Friday…

Missing girl found in the woods, her father was the one who…See More

The minor was last seen when she left her home in the Santa Martha Acatitla neighborhood to go to a nearby store. According to relatives, Perla Alison…

Trump Deploys U.S. Marines to…See More

The U.S. military has confirmed a controversial new deployment: 200 U.S. Marines are being sent to Florida to assist Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) with logistical and…