When Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny aside after a history exam, he initially suspected cheating based on matching correct answers about George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.
Johnny smoothly defended his knowledge of presidential history, insisting he had studied diligently the night before and knew the facts by heart.
However, the teacher’s final piece of evidence proved impossible to talk away: Mary had written “I don’t know” for the Louisiana Purchase question, and Johnny had copied it verbatim as “Me neither.”
Left completely speechless by his own blunder, Johnny turned a routine academic inquiry into an unforgettable and hilarious confession of copying.