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In the church are a husband and wife.
A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn-out sermon
After quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off.

The husband notices this and goes to poke her with his finger to wake her up.

At the same time, the priest asks a question to the audience.
β€œWho freed the slaves from Egypt?”
β€œGOD” Exclaimed the wife to the husband,

Sometime later and the wife once again dozes off. This time the husband goes to wake her up right as the priest asks:
β€œWho gave their lives for our sins?”

The sermon continues and, as is no surprise, the wife dozes off once more.
Again the husband notices and pokes her to wake her up as the priest asks:
β€œWhat did Eve say to Adam after they had their last child?”
β€œI SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO TAKE IT AND SNAP IT IN HALF”

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